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Friday, June 27, 2014

PINOY FUNNY PUNS!

Shakira Sison says, "The best thing about the Filipino language is that words are spoken as they are spelled, resulting in simple syllables that can actually be combined to form English-sounding words that are perfect for puns."

Mombisyosa is posting a few of those puns. Credits to Happy Brownies and Ms. Sison herself


Baka manalo ka ng libreng surgery - Oprah Winfrey
Nilinis ko yung magarang business district dun sa may Libis - Clint Eastwood
It's so easy, so hurry! - Angelina Jolie
Wag po, please - Yoko Ono
The jump of that stupid black cat - Sylvester Stallone
Sulat ng anak mong lalaki - Liam Neeson


Does she know? - Albania
Mother, it's flooded - Bahamas
Kainis, umuulan - Bahrain
Faster! Faster! - Belize
Amo ko - Bosnia
Pampadulas - Greece
Hindi sya peke - Israel
Kapag ayaw mo na manganak - Italy
Mahal kita - Libya
Nanay andyan na yung amo natin - Macedonia
Lagyan ng Dora ang sasakyan kasi - Madagascar
Andumi talaga ng utak mo - Malaysia
I'll go ahead, ha? - Monaco
Oras ng traffic sa EDSA - Russia
Hindi dine-in - Togo
Kaya ka nalalasing e - Tonga
Oh beautiful - Uganda
Pag nasaktan ang Bisaya - Uruguay
Sagot ng amboy - Yemen


They thought it was an arrow - Kalapana
I'm just nagbibiro - KD Lang
Nagpagupit ang dati mong jowa - Extreme
Do you have a ponytail holder? - Metallica
Mga chicks na KJ at ayaw pa kasi sumama - Indigo Girls
Ako hindi ako KJ kaya ayain mo ako - Imago
Yung kapatid kong exajj - Oasis
Your isda - Depeche Mode
Malapit na ako sa FX - Nirvana
Ambahong prutas, inulit pa - Duran Duran
Mga bulaklak na galing sa General Santos City - Guns N' Roses
Kaingin method of farming - Cyndi Lauper
Plantsadorang mahinhin - Iron Maiden
Dalawampung kotse-kotsehan - Matchbox 20
Mas lalong madali - Morrissey
Tirador, o tooter (nge) - Pantera
Nahihilo - Jay Z
Tatay mong sultan - Salt N' Pepa
Mabilis na sastre o hotdog - Taylor Swift


Enjoy!

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