50 INGENIOUS FUNNY SIGNAGES by Pinoys

I must say that Filipinos are champions of puns!  Puns, also called paronomasia, are a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.

The list below is proof that we are one of the happiest (and yes creative!) people in the world!  Check out some of the business signs found throughout the Philippines and you’ll see why.

1. BEAUTY PARLOR in San Juan City: “CUT & FACE”
2. WHOLESALER of DUCK EGGS (balot) in Batangas: “STARDUCKS”
3. FAST FOOD eatery in Nueva Ecija: “VIOLYBEE”
4. INTERNET CAFÉ among squatters area in Tondo: “CAFÉ PINDOT” (due excessive touch)
5. LAUNDRY SHOP in University Belt, Manila: “SUMMACUM  LAUNDRY”

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Pinoy Funny Signage - "Summa Cum Laundry"


6. EATERY IN CAINTA (a town) - "CAINTA-CKY  FRIED CHICKEN"
7. PETSHOP in Kamuning: “PAKITA MO PET MO” (Show MeYour Pet)
8. BAKERY in Quezon City: “BREAD PIT”
9. BANK in Alabang, Muntinlupa: “ALABANK”
10. RESTAURANT in Pampanga: “MEKENI ROGERS”




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11. RESTAURANT in Marikina City: “JOHNNY’S FRIED CHICKEN: PRIDE OF MARIKINA”
12. BOXING GYM in Pasay City: “BLOW JAB”
13. TOMBSTONE MAKER in Antipolo City: “LITO LAPIDA” (sounds like the Pinoy Senator / Action Star)
14. COPY CENTER in Sikatuna Village: “PAKOPYA NI EDGAR” (sounds like the Pinoy musical band)
15. BEERHOUSE in Cavite: CHICK POINT”
16. LAUNDROMAT in Sikatuna: “STAR WASH: ATTACK OF THE CLOTHES”
17. INTERNET CAFÉ in Taguig: "n@kopi@"
18. BEAUTY SALON in Manila: “CURL UP AND DYE”
19. GOTO (rice meal) eatery in Bulacan: “GEE CONGEE”
20. WATER REFILLING STATION in Dapitan: “WA-THIRST” (No Thirst)

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21. CHICKEN FEEDS Store in Bulacan: “ROBOCOCK”
22. SHOE REPAIR shop in Marikina: “DR. SHOE BAGO”
23. SHOE REPAIR store in Commonwealth: “SHOEPERMAN: we will HEAL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you!”
24. PET SHOP in Caloocan City: “PETNESS FIRST”
25. FLOWER SHOP in Quezon City: “SUSAN’S ROSES”
26. TAXICAB Operator: "INCOME TAXI”
27. WATCH STORE selling second-hand items: “2ND TIME AROUND”
28. SQUID (pusit) STALL in wet market: “PUSIT TO THE LIMIT”
29. GAY LAWYER’s extension office: “NOTA REPUBLIC”
30. CARPENTER’s ceiling installer home-office: “KISAME STREET”

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"Scissors"  Palace
31. CAR REPAIR shop: “BANGGA KA DAY?” (Car accident?)
32. AQUATIC PET STORE in Malolos: “FISH BE WITH YOU”
33. BEAUTY SALON in community with lot of OCW families: “SAUDIA HAIRLINES”
34. BAKERY in Metro: “ANAK NG TINAPAY” (Son of the Bread)
35. RESTO eatery along Mayon Road, Manila: “MAY LISA EATERY”
36. LAUNDRY SHOP: “WASH YOUR PROBLEM”
37. ICE CREAM parlor: “DILA LANG ANG KATAPAT!” (Tongue is the match)
38. CHICHARON stall: “CHICHA HUT” (fried pork skin store)
39. PIZZA STORE in neighborhood: “PIZZA HOT”
40. FISHBALL CART near UST: “EAT MY BALLS”


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Hurry Cutter Barbershop

41. BARBERSHOP in Cagayan De Oro: “PINOY BIG BARBER” (not related to Pinoy Big Brother)
42. RESTO eatery: “LAST SUPPER” (hope it's not..)
43. PEANUT VENDOR’s cart: “MANI NI PAPA” (Father’s peanut)
44. GYM owned by gay in Malolos: “GAYMANN FITNESS CENTER”
45. PARTY NEEDS store: “BALLOON-BALLOONAN”
46. CHINESE RESTAURANT in Pasig: “LAH FANG” (sounds Chinese)
47. FRESH CHICKEN store owned by woman named Dina who claims “fresh chickens daily”: “DINA FRESH CHICKEN”
48. BAKESHOP with specialty "monay" bread: “TRIMONAY”
49. BEAUTY SALON beside internet café with same owner: “HAIR DOT COMB”
50. DRINKS CART - "FACE-BUKO"

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StarBuhoks

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